there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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