Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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