I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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