This girl is more easily done than said...
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
