love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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