dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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