Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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