Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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