I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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