If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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