She said her name was "party"
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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