I puked a lego.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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