Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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