Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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