I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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