hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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