dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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