Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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