Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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