I'm lost and stupid without you.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
