Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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