This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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