I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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