What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
So many bounce houses so little time
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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