so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
