some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
it glows. i had to have it.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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