I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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