I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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