Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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