drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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