he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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