He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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