operation have a gay friend backfired
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
