Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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