I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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