I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
No subtext here. People are naked.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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