He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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