yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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