yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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