We won't sleep together?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I think my moral compass just broke
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