I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
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