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i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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