I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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