what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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