Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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