You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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