I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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