OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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