i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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