All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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