the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
