I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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