idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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