if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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