He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Randomize
